I made this for you.

This is proof that I don’t do drugs/drink alcohol.

This is me.

ECSTASY

-confusion
I think you love me.

-irregular pulse
Only when you're around...

-weakness
My legs feel like jelly around you...

-dry mouth
You're not kissing me enough.

-increased body temperature
It's gets HOT when we do stuff.

-inability to sleep
I can't stop thinking about you and I need to clear my mind to sleep

-feelings of increased closeness
We're tight.

-tongue + cheek chewing
You make me nervous

-teeth grinding
I don't like it when you talk to other girls.

-neurotoxicity
You're taking over my mind.

-memory/cognition problems
All I can remember is: without you, I miss you and I'm sad
with you, I'm happy and I love you.

-depression
I get depressed when I'm not with you


CANNABIS

-feeling of well-being
You make me happy

-talkativeness
I can say anything around you

-drowsiness
Don't want to sleep coz I like spending time with you and talking to you.

-loss of inhibitions
You make me forget my fears. Together we can conquer the world!

-increased appetite
The things we do use a lot of energy!

-dryness of eyes
You don't make me cry. Ever.

-dryness of throat
I talk to you too much.

-anxiety + paranoia
"What if he doesn't like this?!"

-decreased memory + learning abilities.
All I can remember is you. All I want to learn about is you.

-decreased motivation
You distract me from everything else.


ICE

-dependent
...on your love

-sleep disturbances
All I can think about is you. I dream about you and when I don't, I have nightmares.

-weight loss
Guys like skinny girls.

-feeling scattered or agitated
Only, if you're ignoring me, which you don't.

-depressed or anxious
I miss you. Are you talking to someone else?

-feel they can't trust people
How can I trust you not to hook up with all the pretty girls in this world?

-see/hear things that aren't there
I hear your voice in my head.


ALCOHOL
-sweating
You make me nervous..

-aggression
I'm naturally violent.
I enjoy seeing you in pain..

-beer belly
I'm naturally fat..

-steal + harm others
I was screwed up okay?

-hallucination
I think you're hot (how's that hallucinating!?)

-isolation
I like being alone..with you.

-unemployment
I'm too young to get a job and you'll buy me everything I'll ever need.

-nausea
I like you okay!?

I don't do drugs/drink alcohol. :)

This is proof that you drink alcohol.

This is you.

ALCOHOL

Brain

-confusion -hallucinations
You got confused and started hallucinating, and saw me as some hot girl.

Muscles
-weakness
-loss of muscle tissue

You had a period of self-reflection and decided your abs are fading.

Skin
-bruising

You didn't get beat up at school.

Sexual Organs
-shrinking of testicles
-damaged/less sperm

You used to be even BIGGER. Lately, you've been deprived of rape.

You're definatly drinking.